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   Walter (Member)

   Posted 7 months ago

   Responding to this post is like setting an elevator full of dogs on fire... I'm legally prohibited from doing it in Texas.

   I write The Fifth Defiance
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   Sharkerbob (Member)

   Posted 7 months ago

   Fixing a car is like making love to a woman. You just gotta pound on it for like twenty seconds. Thirty if you're feeling romantic.

   My Serial: https://gravenserial.blogspot.com/
   Short stories and concepts: http://sharkerbob.blogspot.com/
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   AdamBolander (Member)

   Posted 6 months ago

   Here's a new one I just used.

   "I brought [the hammer] down on the front door, shattering it like I was a wrecking ball with anger issues demolishing a gingerbread house."

   Author of The Gray Ranger, The Slayer and The Sphinx, Juryokine, Amber Silverblood, and more! Read for free on http://www.bolanderbooks.com
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   Rhodeworks (Member)

   Posted 6 months ago

   It's too long. 'Wrecking ball with anger issues' or 'wrecking ball demolishing a gingerbread house' are both more effective than combining the two. The impact of it is lost before the end of the sentence.

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   Sharkerbob (Member)

   Posted 6 months ago

   From a friend of mine: It's like killing two birds by picking up one bird and throwing it at the other.

   My Serial: https://gravenserial.blogspot.com/
   Short stories and concepts: http://sharkerbob.blogspot.com/
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   Kraken Attacken (Member)

   Posted 6 months ago

   I remember one I heard from someone in an improv comedy group, "Our love is like the moon landing, 19 and 69."

   Writing Fantasy: Welcome to Transcendence - Ongoing
   And Sci-fi:The Ascendant Age - Hiatus
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   TanaNari (Member)

   Posted 6 months ago

   "It feels like a baboon cracked open my skull, climbed inside, and is now having its way with my eye socket from behind."

   ~ Me, describing my migraines.

   ... I get some seriously horrible migraines...

   Author of Price.
   
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   Sharkerbob (Member)

   Posted 6 months ago

   Look, all stories can be boiled down to one of three basic conflicts:

   1) Man wipes his butt.

   2) Man wipes someone else's butt.

   3) Man versus giant butt monster.

   My Serial: https://gravenserial.blogspot.com/
   Short stories and concepts: http://sharkerbob.blogspot.com/