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3 years ago | Warlocktopus (Member)

Mr. Aimsbury had just had a 2nd child with his wife when he came to the realization that he was actually single and had been in the wrong house the entire time. So he made his way back home only to find that the VCR hadn't taped his favorite show. To occupy his time, which had been fired from its previous job as a taxi driver, he grabbed the closest bit of reading material from a bookshelf made out of local libraries. It happened to be a dictionary, and Mr. Aimsbury found to his great surprise that he was listed in it. He was, in fact, a noun. So he decided to go professional, and is now quite successful as a Pro-Noun. It should be easy to identify with Mr. Aimsbury, because Mr. Aimsbury is now You.

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  1. 1
    Chris Poirier (Moderator)

    Posted 3 years ago

    Nice. :-)

  2. 2
    Drew Daniels (Moderator)

    Posted 3 years ago

    And I'm officially confused...

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  3. 3
    Jim Zoetewey (Moderator)

    Posted 3 years ago

    Wow. Apparently anything does go in this forum.

    Also, my head hurts.

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  4. 4
    Grace McDermott (Moderator)

    Posted 3 years ago

    o_0'

    Ok...

    *exits quietly*

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  5. 5
    Ryan Span (Member)

    Posted 3 years ago

    Allow me to congratulate you on both your first post wankery and your nonsense, sir. They are both of epic quality.

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  6. 6
    Big Melly Mills (Member)

    Posted 3 years ago

    Whoa.

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  7. 7
    Kyt Dotson (Member)

    Posted 3 years ago

    That was actually pretty strange.

    On a similar vein. I used to know someone who went by the handle of You. Made for some extremely ... strange discussions. A lot of the time, conversations that had more than just the two of us quickly degenerated into "Who's on first" discussions.

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    Matthew Scharley (Member)

    Posted 3 years ago

    Mr. Aimsbury found to his great surprise that he was listed in it. He was, in fact, a noun. So he decided to go professional, and is now quite successful as a Pro-Noun.

    Oh come on, I chuckled at that.

    On a completely separate note, this gives me an idea....

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  9. 9
    Matthew Scharley (Member)

    Posted 3 years ago

    This inspired a (very, 300w) short from me. Meh, sometimes someone has to make sense out of senselessness. Kudos to anyone who understands what's going on.

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    Drew Daniels (Moderator)

    Posted 3 years ago

    I'm going to say it was all some sort of schizophrenic dream? Maybe? I don't know...

    I'm a skill-less teenaged hack with an Angel fanfic... Or so I've been told.
  11. 11
    Matthew Scharley (Member)

    Posted 3 years ago

    Schizophrenia (not a dream though, I don't think anyway), and writer boredom.

    Yay for free time at university.

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    Flak (Member)

    Posted 3 years ago

    Sooo, what's the relationship between Mr. Aimsbury and Mr. Ainsbury?

    Ooor, am I missing something?

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