Most Awesome Searches

11 years ago | Drew Daniels (Moderator)

As a spin-off from the "Weirdest Site Stat" thread, I wanna see what weird and interesting search terms people have used to find your serials. I'll start with a few of my favorites.

fantasia the mop and bucket
how to get a name for myself being a mercenary
looking up schoolgirl skirt stories
short skirt assassin
he made me take my pants off

I'm a skill-less teenaged hack with an Angel fanfic... Or so I've been told.

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  1. Jim Zoetewey (Moderator)

    Posted 11 years ago

    My regular blog has a bunch of truly off the wall searches, largely because I write about just about any topic that comes into my head. I've been surprised, however to find that people coming to my story are mostly searching for my story.

    That's a good thing, right?

    In any case, I don't have nearly as many (or as crazy) search strings for my story blog. What searches I get fall into a few different categories:

    what super hero i'm i
    legendary heroes on clearance (You can buy heroes on clearance?)
    mad science van (I want one too...)
    superheroes spend day on twitter

    Daydreams (and Sex)
    what do my day dreams mean
    daydream eyes i can drive
    daydreaming im cheating
    american daydreams cassie (apparently "Cassie" is in American Daydreams which is apparently porn)
    american daydreams cassie full name (and somebody wants to stalk her)

    usa lightning strike little girl death
    wordpress mailing list plugins
    girls with fast metabolisms
    public eye tomahawk lingerie (this one is actually story related...)

  2. Spotty (Member)

    Posted 11 years ago

    To be fair, this was actually in the story, but what caused you to be searching for this?
    "forgot to get dressed"
    nathaniel f robinson secret vocab (wow, I'm getting hits from searching other peoples work!)

    Arcana Dium - A modern fantasy written by yours truly.
    I'm a leaf on the wind, watch me soar.


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