That's out of context!

1 year ago | AdamBolander (Member)

Post a line from your story that would sound horrible if taken out of context. Also, don't tell us the context!

"The apprentice’s hand brushed the edge of Falquin’s bush"
~Magnus Knights

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  1. Sharkerbob (Member)

    Posted 1 year ago

    "For a woman who can shatter a mountain to pieces with a single punch, she can give the most tender kisses." -Graven

  2. BGHilton (Member)

    Posted 1 year ago

    "Terrible doom coming soon… How's the chicken?" Trilobite Park

  3. Joker (Member)

    Posted 1 year ago

    "When everyone was nice and sleepy he sat down on the closest chair and massaged his chest." - Mavericks

    Mavericks - With friends like these, who needs enemies?
  4. Megajoule (Member)

    Posted 1 year ago

    "He’s looking into the thermos like Gollum at the ring." ~ Inheritors / a clone of the greatest superhero in the world, with only a fraction of the power
  5. Sharkerbob (Member)

    Posted 1 year ago

    "They’d all have the identical powers of knowing martial artists and shooting laser guns." ~ Blue Thoughts/Land of Mesora

  6. nippoten (Member)

    Posted 1 year ago

    “You hear about Andrew shooting a guy on the way here?”

  7. Admiralmonkeyman (Member)

    Posted 1 year ago

    "Even I didn't know the intricacies of what that old man did in his shack." ~ Fuji. - Ash covers the land as snow. The embers of a forgotten time have died out. All that’s left is us and the dark.
  8. Thedude3445 (Member)

    Posted 1 year ago

    "“Do you ever get the feeling that you should just seize a moment? “

    “All the time.”

    “How about now?”

    Both of us are breathing heavily."

    ~ATL: Stories from the Retrofuture

    Sorry boss, but there's only two men I trust. One of them's me. The other's not you.
  9. Rhythm (Member)

    Posted 1 year ago

    "You make me sound like some kind of predator." Touch.

  10. Teowi (Member)

    Posted 1 year ago

    "Alright, get out before I start killing." - Gods Are Watching

  11. Alexander.Hollins (Member)

    Posted 1 year ago

    Tap. Tap. Tap.

  12. Joker (Member)

    Posted 1 year ago

    Are we allowed to post more than one? I could have a field day with this because I'm a hack.

    Mavericks - With friends like these, who needs enemies?
  13. nippoten (Member)

    Posted 1 year ago

    What if I say 'no'?


  14. ElliottThomasStaude (Member)

    Posted 1 year ago

    “Yes, and I’m your little perverse chimpanzee look-alike.” - The Simulacrum of Dread

    If you've a head for holistic science fantasy, the Library may oblige:
    If you've a dislike for lengthy names, I'm so sorry.


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