The Great Issue of our Time

11 years ago | Pete Tzinski (Member)

Who would win in a fight?

Iron Man or Mega Man?

Harlan Ellison or Ernest Hemingway?

Batman or Jack Baur?

Dalek or Terminator?

The world must know!

*dissolves into a cloud of nerdiness*

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  1. Kristine (Member)

    Posted 11 years ago

    Hemingway would SO kick Ellison's butt.

  2. Reyben (Member)

    Posted 11 years ago

    Oscar Wilde vs Nikola Tesla?

    Jesus vs Superman?

    Nietzche vs Santa?

    When in doubt, always side with Batman.

  3. eikasia (Member)

    Posted 11 years ago

    Iron Man vs. Mega Man? Well gee...depends on which Iron Man and which Mega Man yer talking about--there's more than one incarnation of both! :P I'm assuming you're meaning the latest Iron Man from the Ultimate universe, in his Mark III suit, the one they based the live-action movie off of. And since I haven't played past Mega Man 2 (there's nine games in the classic series) I'll just judge based on what he could do in the second game.

    ...In short, Iron Man would send Mega Man's metal tush back to the manufacturer's. No contest.

    ...Oh and Batman totally pwnz Jack Bauer.

    Everything else exceeds my level of geekitude. ^_^;;

  4. Pete Tzinski (Member)

    Posted 11 years ago

    Right. Iron Man, in the wonderful Mark III costume (one of the best, if you ask me...although I have a fondness for his space outfit. I was such a fan of Iron Man comics). Mega you think he would gain an advantage by having that dog of his handy? And this all assumes that Mega Man's got a full compliment of all the dippy guns he gets from the bad guys.

    I still think Iron Man would own li'l blue, though. :)

    I was struggling to think of who could go against Batman. I don't know much about Jack Bauer. Okay, what about JAMES BOND (version of your choice) versus Batman (version of your choice)?

  5. Pete Tzinski (Member)

    Posted 11 years ago

    And...Nietzche vs Santa??

    Would that end with the declaration "The presents are dead?"

  6. Sonja Nitschke (Member)

    Posted 11 years ago

    Though only newly introduced to world of Doctor Who, my first inclination would be to say that a Dalek would kick Terminator ass.

    In a fight, I think Batman would beat Jack Baur just because he has better accessories. :p Can't put an opinion on James Bond because I've never watched those movies (well, technically I payed some attention to Casino Royale when my bf had it on but it didn't really hold my interest).

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  7. Sarah Suleski (Aspiring Mudpie)

    Posted 11 years ago

    What I want to know is... Donner vs Blizten?

    I am a writer, a writer of fictions... and I've written pages upon pages trying to rid you from my bones
    (lyric from The Engine Driver by The Decemberists)
  8. allantmichaels (Member)

    Posted 11 years ago

    Iron Man
    (Don't watch Dr. Who, but a Cylon would lose to the Terminator :-P)

    And Blitzen would totally kick Donner's ass.

  9. Pete Tzinski (Member)

    Posted 11 years ago

    Having not watched the new Battlestar Galactica or anything, and being only familiar with the old "We are totally not stormtroopers" Cylons, I can say that the only thing a Cylon might defeat is a microwave oven... :D


    POOR TASTE JOKE COMING RIGHT UP! Perhaps Blitzen is actually fighting the Donner Party? Then I think he would lose. Yes, in that fight, he'd be toast. THIS CONCLUDES THIS POOR JOKE.

  10. Richard_Peevers (Member)

    Posted 11 years ago

    Hemmingway would beat Ellison, no question.

    The Dalek would crush the Terminator into little itty-bitty pieces in seconds.

    A Cyberman versus the Terminator would probably be a fairer fight. Who would win that?

    (If you've not seen Cybermen and you live in the UK, you can wait five days to answer this question...)

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  11. Jim Zoetewey (Moderator)

    Posted 11 years ago

    Hey, here's something kind of on this topic...

    Take a look at the Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny. It's a song about a mass fight of all heroes/villains ever.

  12. Pete Tzinski (Member)

    Posted 11 years ago

    Ha, I've seen that video before. It looks like the sort of thing I would have dreamt about, when I was twelve and had gone to bed with an upset stomach... :D

  13. Pete Tzinski (Member)

    Posted 11 years ago

    (of course, anyone foolish enough to be a dutifully reading comics fan in the 90's remembers the whole Marvel vs. DC comic series, which lead to Amalgam Comics, of which I still have shamefully fond memories)

    As for a Cyberman versus a Terminator. Hm. My heart's with the Cyberman on this one, because they just make me happier. But unfortunately, I think that if it was one-on-one, the Cyberman would be toast.

  14. acetachyon (Member)

    Posted 11 years ago

    Ah. Secret Wars.

    Who ends up with the alien symbiote? I vote Ellison.

    These would be steel cage matches, yes?

    And wouldn't Chuck Norris beat everyone?

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