Do you consider yourself a witty person? Share some of the cleverest and funniest lines you've written into your stories.
I have three. Two are from Amber Silverblood (that seems to be where almost all my sarcasm goes for some reason), and the third one hasn't been used yet, but I'm looking for a place to put it.
1.(in Amber Silverblood Book 1)
"Is that an invisible person," I asked, "or a living mop?"
"That is rude," Dex said, wagging his finger as he walked past me, "and you should be ashamed of yourself."
2.(in the, as of now, unreleased Amber Silverblood Book 2)
The look on his face was even more sour than before, if that was possible.
"What's got your snoot up your boot?" I asked.
3. (the one that hasn't actually been used yet)
"I would tell you to take the plank out of your eye, but I think removing the one from your posterior would be more effective."