At last, a time when this reference works! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jVO8sUrs-Pw
I'd have posted the music video itself, but it started with a couple kissing. I bet they break up or something, but I've been developing a hatred of other peoples' happiness. At some point, I'm basically going to become Ted from Scrubs, complete with throwing rocks at elderly couples, because why should they get to be happy?
But that'll have to be another month, since we have just entered the most wonderful time of the year.
This is Halloween!