How long does it take for submissions to be screened?

I know I'm supposed to be patient, and I generally am (patient that is). I am curious if someone can give me a ballpark estimate of how long it usually takes to get my stories linked to my name on here or available for review.



I would read the post that Chris just made yesterday on this exact topic. (

tl;dr: A month.

See, I just /knew/ I'd be putting my foot in my mouth!