Imagine me pretty much like Kermit the frog running around with his hands in the air, waving them perhaps as though he did not have any strong feelings about doing so. Alright, so most of y'all don't care, but this promotion's been running this shut down angle for awhile and now they're back and ready to run this BIG three night event involving wrestling teams from across the world (if the world was primarily made up of the US, Japan, Canada, and Mexico, seeing as the Swiss wrestlers moved on to other promotions).
Now if only I had the money to actually be in that place for those three days and nights. Anyone got a place I can stay? And a car? And food? The food is negotiable. Anyone got a spare cat? Or about $600 for a flight and hotel?
One thing's for certain...it's about time I get a donation button on my site, get on that Patreon thing, and come up with some sort of incentives for people to donate.
Question! Is it legal to send people pictures of myself in various states of undress? Another question! Should I start at the feet and advertise on a foot fetishist website? Extra question! How much do you think people would pay to not receive photos of me in various states of undress?
Ah, but if we're not doing various states of undress, does anyone have any idea for incentives that don't involve Wildbow levels of significant increases in time spent on this a month? Not everyone can make enough to use writing as a job. Or draw. Or sing. What I'm trying to say is, I have very little I know of that I can offer people for money that is legal and won't cause blindness in all but 12% of victims/patrons.