The game is simple: post the title to a serial you're never going to write. It can make fun of storytelling tropes you use a lot (If you were Alexandra Erin, you might write "Fae Who Have a Lot of Sex and Talk About Their Feelings," for instance), storytelling tropes the community uses a lot ("A Web Serial I Wrote After Reading Worm"), or it could be something completely absurd ("Bumblebees Aren't Forever").
THE ONLY REAL RULES ARE TO HAVE FUN AND BE YOURSELF.
*ahem* Anyway, here's mine.
"Lollin' Down the River"