That's out of context!

Post a line from your story that would sound horrible if taken out of context. Also, don't tell us the context!



~Magnus Knights

"For a woman who can shatter a mountain to pieces with a single punch, she can give the most tender kisses." -Graven




"When everyone was nice and sleepy he sat down on the closest chair and massaged his chest." - Mavericks








"Even I didn't know the intricacies of what that old man did in his shack." ~ Fuji.





Both of us are breathing heavily."


~ATL: Stories from the Retrofuture


"You make me sound like some kind of predator." Touch.


"Alright, get out before I start killing." - Gods Are Watching


Tap. Tap. Tap.


Are we allowed to post more than one? I could have a field day with this because I'm a hack.


What if I say 'no'?


:p