The Best Worst Writing Advice...The Worst Muse!

Heard about this, thought it was pretty funny, so here you folks go. The Worst Muse!

I don't advise you to follow his/her advice, but hey, what do I know?

Now if you'll excuse me, I need to go write a werecorgi who is just like me, but grittier, and with eyes the color of the reservoir pond off Stewart Street.

PsychoCorgi has a ring to it. I think Queen Elizabeth has one of those.

For all you know, I could have been rewriting Legion of Nothing with werecorgis.

Well @worstmuse inspired me to play a game of #lovecraftnoir on Twitter, so all in all I'd say that was a brilliant find!

Bearing in mind that Legion's most recent arc included the use of a burrito gun against alien invaders, werecorgis aren't too far outside the realm of possibility.

I like the vampire idea. Time for some last minute plot twists.